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consularspazpotato:

What do you think of this picture? A handsome father and pretty mother surrounded by three children who very much resemble each other all smiling in front of the camera – it looks like a happy picture of the perfect family, doesn’t it? But wait, is there something about this family that doesn’t quite look right?
Well, this picture is an ad for a plastic surgery center in Taiwan, and you can see that the children in the picture don’t look like their parents at all. The ad features the line, “The only thing you have to worry you about after plastic surgery is the explaining you’ll have to do to your children.”
Apparently, the parents in the ad have had plastic surgery, and not surprisingly, they both look extremely attractive. The nice nose-line, large eyes, fine pointed chin – it’s probably a safe bet to say that most anyone would be happy to look as good as the parents in this picture do.
But alas, plastic surgery, of course, does not change your genes, and your children would inherit the genes for the looks you were born with. Hence the children who look nothing like their parents, and the worry about explaining the truth to them.
Article.

consularspazpotato:

What do you think of this picture? A handsome father and pretty mother surrounded by three children who very much resemble each other all smiling in front of the camera – it looks like a happy picture of the perfect family, doesn’t it? But wait, is there something about this family that doesn’t quite look right?

Well, this picture is an ad for a plastic surgery center in Taiwan, and you can see that the children in the picture don’t look like their parents at all. The ad features the line, “The only thing you have to worry you about after plastic surgery is the explaining you’ll have to do to your children.”

Apparently, the parents in the ad have had plastic surgery, and not surprisingly, they both look extremely attractive. The nice nose-line, large eyes, fine pointed chin – it’s probably a safe bet to say that most anyone would be happy to look as good as the parents in this picture do.

But alas, plastic surgery, of course, does not change your genes, and your children would inherit the genes for the looks you were born with. Hence the children who look nothing like their parents, and the worry about explaining the truth to them.

Article.

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tourist:
could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker:
no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist:
oh you think youre clever???
new yorker:
what
tourist:
i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker:
oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist:
no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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